{"title":"Portugal Collection","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Portugal collection—where the national personality is basically(1) quiet confidence,(2) louder confidence about things that happened a few hundred years ago, and(3) arguing about football like it’s a constitutional duty. Portugal was a full-on maritime exploration powerhouse in the 15th and 16th centuries - which means Portuguese families have had centuries to perfect the art of casually reminding you, “Yes, we \u003cem\u003ediscovered\u003c\/em\u003e things.” \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Portuguese_maritime_exploration\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then there’s football - Portugal’s most popular sport, the unofficial second language, and the reason perfectly normal people can turn into tactical analysts in under 30 seconds. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Football_in_Portugal\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut Portugal isn’t just swagger and sport - it’s also the only place where you can stare at azulejos (those iconic painted ceramic tiles that are a major part of Portuguese architecture and decorative art) and immediately feel like your standards for “acceptable wall décor” have been permanently raised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThen you top it off with fado - the soul-music of Portugal that UNESCO recognizes as Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity - which is basically what happens when a country decides to turn longing, fate, and late-night feelings into a competitive art form. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis collection is my little tribute to that whole vibe - because my family’s from Portugal (shout-out to the tiny-village roots; my family’s from Cunha Baixa and Moimenta do Dao - both near Viseu), and apparently I cope with nostalgia by burning it into wood like a healthy person. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can find it on my site under the Portugal collection (because yes, I made it a whole thing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"oars-of-portugal","title":"Boats of Nazare 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eOars of Portugal pays homage to Portugal's coastal heritage, capturing a close-up of traditional rowboats resting quietly on the water. Each boat is meticulously rendered in woodburning, with intricate lines and textures that highlight their handcrafted beauty and distinctive shapes. The natural grain of the wood enhances warmth and depth, emphasizing the timeless charm of these vessels.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43851962024045,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/files\/Portugal_Boats_1200_87aa141c-b0b4-45cc-91a1-9eafd0043f03.jpg?v=1767484027"},{"product_id":"tram-28-journey","title":"Lisbon Trolley 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eTram 28 Journey brings Lisbon's famous yellow tram to life, weaving through the city's narrow streets lined with historic buildings and cobblestone paths. Every detail from the tram's curved windows and vibrant yellow hue to the textures of stone streets and architectural facade is captured with precision, creating a composition that feels both dynamic and timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43851962777709,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/files\/Portugal_Train_1200_0febe2dc-c6e5-4562-871e-1c5d660efe38.jpg?v=1767484057"},{"product_id":"golden-ride","title":"Lisbon Trolley 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eGolden Ride captures the charm and character of Lisbon's iconic yellow tram, immortalizing the beloved symbol of the city and its famous Tram 28 route. Every detail from the curved windows to the classic exterior lines are rendered with precision, bringing the tram to life on the surface of the artwork. The composition balances motion and structure, guiding the eye along its path while celebrating the vibrant energy of Lisbon's streets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43851962843245,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/files\/Portugal_2_1200_ae38ae6f-75cc-4bd5-b593-d67bf7bb463d.jpg?v=1767484060"},{"product_id":"pena-castle-sintra-portugal","title":"Pena Castle, Sintra Portugal","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePena Palace sits above Sintra like a castle that refused to make decisions. Every style showed up, every color got a vote, and no one was told no. It’s theatrical, excessive, and faintly absurd—especially in the fog, where it looks like it’s hovering out of spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yet it’s undeniably gorgeous, and historically significant in the way only unchecked royal enthusiasm can be. Which is why I burned it into black cherry: a former tree, now permanently hosting a palace with too many opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44271834431597,"sku":null,"price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/files\/Pena_Castel_1200.jpg?v=1772035980"},{"product_id":"lisbon-trolley-eating-up-the-attention","title":"Lisbon Trolley Eating Up The Attention","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic Lisbon street scene where the trolley is technically public transportation, but emotionally it’s the main character. It’s inching its way between buildings that look like they’ve been watching this exact situation unfold for the last 200 years, quietly judging anyone who thought parallel parking here was a good idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tracks curve just enough to suggest “adventure,” while the cobblestones remind you that smooth rides are for other cities. Meanwhile, the buildings lean in like they’re trying to hear the trolley gossip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who wants a little European charm on their wall—without committing to hills, crowds, or the realization that Google Maps has completely given up on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45219471917165,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/files\/LisbonTrolleyWoodburn.jpg?v=1779395178"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0953\/7389\/collections\/LisbonTrolleyWoodburn.jpg?v=1779397318","url":"https:\/\/midlife-crisis-woodwork.myshopify.com\/collections\/portugal-collection-1.oembed","provider":"Midlife Crisis Woodwork","version":"1.0","type":"link"}