About Midlife Crisis Woodwork

What do you do when a midlife crisis hits? Some people buy sports cars. Some panic‑marry a trophy wife. Some get a lower‑back tattoo they’ll regret by Tuesday. I bought a woodburning pen — because apparently this is my version of spiraling. And somehow, I fell in love with it.

Most of what I make is custom and personal. If something in the gallery speaks to you, I can recreate it — or we can start from scratch. Got a landmark, a house, or a beloved pet you’d like immortalized in charred glory? Send me a photo or a description, and we’ll make it happen.

This isn’t just art — it’s storytelling in wood and fire. It’s therapy with smoke. And it’s definitely cheaper than a convertible.

Take a stroll through the collections to get inspired (or grab one that’s already finished and pretend you discovered me before I went full midlife‑crisis artisan).