Family Tree

Because nothing says ‘we’re all related and slightly dysfunctional’ like a family tree burned into wood. Our custom family tree woodburnings turn your lineage into art—minus the awkward holiday dinners. Whether your roots trace back to royalty or just that cousin who still owes you money, we’ll make it look classy. Send us the names (and a photo if you want to get fancy), and we’ll map out a plan. No charge if it sucks—because bad family art is already a thing, and we’re here to fix that